It’s never too early to start crafting your summer pregame playlist, and we already have a potential banger on our hands. Bella Thorne, one of the biggest hot messes in Hollywood and former Scott Disick slam piece, might be releasing a new song. Bella Thorne’s music video is going to save the world, I’m calling it now.
Bella posted on her Snapchat back in October that she and her questionable boyfriend, Mod Sun, wrote a song together, and we were even treated to a brief snippet. The track is imaginatively titled “Bitch I’m Bella Thorne,” and if I had to compare it to anything, I’d say it’s about on par with the musical prowess of Cash Me Ousside Girl.
The chorus contains a whole four different words (you guessed it: bitch I’m Bella Thorne), which is actually impressive considering I only thought Bella had three words in her vocabulary. Bella is really rocking out to this game-changing chorus, which has a beat that sounds like one of the GarageBand presets, but worse. The verse that Bella previews has more different words, but I’m not sure that’s actually helping. She rhymes “lobby” with “paparazzi” and “shottie” (as in like, riding shotgun) with “of me,” both of which are what we in the poetry business call an imperfect rhyme.
We didn’t hear anything for a while after Bella posted her Snapchat teaser, but fear not. According to Bella’s most recent Instagram post, it looks like we’ll get to hear the song after all, and there will be a video to go along with it. In the photo, Bella is crouching in the corner of an RV or something, looking like a glitter monster who hasn’t showered in approximately four months. She currently has bright red hair, which she coordinates perfectly with her hat. Her top is made of disco ball material, and the pants are a truly confusing blend of mesh and sequin stripes. She also has glitter smeared on her face, because Bella Thorne things.
The outfit is a lot to unpack, but more importantly, she hashtagged #bitchimbellathornemusicvideo. Bella Thorne’s new music video exists, and it’s coming to take the world by storm. We’re back in business, and thank god.
Details about the actual release of the single and video are still scarce, and honestly I’m a little skeptical that it’ll ever see the light of day. Hopefully I’m wrong, though, and by this time next month we’ll all be blasting this song before, during, and after blacking out. We’re not the only ones who think 2018 is going to be a big year for Bella, and Mod Sun says Queen Bella has over 100 songs ready to go. That’s about 100 more than I personally need to hear, but I’m very much looking forward to “Bitch I’m Bella Thorne.” Bella Thorne’s music video has the potential to save us all, so she really needs to come through.
Images: Shutterstock; Giphy; @bellathorne / Instagram