The new Game of Thrones season starts on April 24th, and even if you DGAF about the batshit crazy plot or Dany’s boobs, you can still understand that it’s a BFD. There’s nothing betchier than making everyone wait for you to get ready, so writer George RR Martin is the ultimate betch.
Anyway, President Obama called the producers and asked for an early copy of the series, because he’s the Leader of the Free World and he needs to know wtf is happening with Jon Snow. Not only does he have a private jet and prime real estate in DC, but Obama also gets to watch Tyrion fuck with the other characters weeks before us peasants.
Let’s just hope he doesn’t start releasing spoilers in his speeches.