It has long been established that bacon, as a whole, tastes very good. If you’re a person who spends a lot of their free time eating bacon (like me, tbh) and are also on the hunt for a new job, Time Inc. may have the perfect position for you: Bacon Critic.
That’s right, Bacon Critic is now a job that you can have, and you don’t even need to have a degree in bacon! According to Time’s job listing, the Bacon Critic will be writing for their new brunch- and breakfast-focused website (another job you can have: owner of a brunch- and breakfast-focused website) and “can live anywhere in the U.S and will spend a three month appointment researching, writing about, obsessing over, and critiquing bacon.”
If you think this job is right for you, you can apply here, but be forewarned I already sent them my resume like 100 times.