Betches, meet Nick Young.
He goes by “Swaggy P.” He’s dating one of the hottest rappers in the game, Iggy Azalea. And when he’s not a doting and loving boyfriend, he balls out for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Nick Young is living the life, and he’s the betchy athlete of the week.
Born and raised in Los Angeles, Swaggy P has been living the California dream. He stayed in L.A. for his collegiate career and played at the University of Southern California. USC is one of those schools that gives more credence to the numbers in trust funds rather than grade point averages. Not a bad place to spend a few years. He’s played for a few different teams in the NBA, but he’s ended up back in Los Angeles playing for the Lakers. With Hollywood in his backyard and beach weather year-round, Swaggy P is a betch’s inspiration.
Swaggy P and Iggy. God, they’re so disgustingly perfect for each other that their names even rhyme. The hot couple has been dating for roughly over a year. In the offseason, he joined her tour and cuddled on her private plane. They just bought a McMansion together, and he said in a recent interview that marriage has been discussed. Can the betches score an invite to that wedding? Young makes a cool $1 million each year dribbling a ball around a court. But that’s just pocket change compared to Iggy’s earnings as a global rap star. Basically, Nick is a kept man. I ain’t saying he’s a gold digger, but…good work, Swaggy.
If anyone can pull off being Rick James for Halloween, it’s Nick Young. He dressed up as main character from the Chappelle’s Show sketch about Rick James and did a pretty good damn impression. Whatever Halloween party Swaggy and Iggy Azalea went to, I want an invite next year.
Scroll through his Twitter, analyze his Instagram, want his life. Last month he blasted “Snoop Dogg/Snoop Lion/whatever the fuck he goes by this month” on Twitter after the rapper called out Izzy for being ugly. That gets both boyfriend points and street cred points. BYE FELICIA.
Coming to a Forever 21 near you, Swaggy P and Iggy Azalea are the new faces of this prepubescent nightmare of a store. Admittedly, Swaggy and Iggy look fresh in their Forever 21 apparel, even if their outfits have the life expectancy of a twenty-dollar bill on the sidewalk in New York. Next time you head to the mall to find that tacky sequined shirt you just can’t live without, know that Swaggy P approves of this purchase.