- Ashley Olsen definitely didn’t go to her prom
- The dress is a size 4, not -0
- The Marc Jacobs dress is only selling for $110
- “Gorgeous!” is in the header
- There’s a restocking fee of 25%……
- We’re not fucking idiots
There’s only 9 days left to purchase some fraudulent bullshit prom dress. I’m almost as disappointed as when I found out Mary Kate and Ashley wouldn’t be in the Full House reboot. Don’t worry though, because that’s nowhere near as disappointed as I was actually watching Fuller House.