Another Fucking Plane Is Missing In Asia

So like throwback to when that Malaysian plane disappeared last spring and nobody could fucking find it, and everybody lost their damn minds. There were a bajillion theories as to what the fuck actually happened including terrorism, pilot suicide, Lost in real life, and Zoolander trying to kill the Malaysian Prime Minister. Anyways, this shit happened again to an Indonesian plane. The Indonesian government is saying that it crashed and sunk and blah blah blah, aka they DGAF. But nobody really cares because it's Christmas/Channukah, and people care more about bitching about their holiday weight gain than plane crashes.

So betches, if you're planning on taking a Rustic Pathways tour or some other bull shit voluntourism trip to SouthEast Asia, please take United because these other airlines are a fucking mess.

 

 

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