Amy Schumer continues to be a goddamn hero. During a show in Sweden last week, some doosher decided to yell “Show us your tits!”and instead of just giving him the double bird like I would have, Amy decided to stop her routine and calmly respond to him. Basically, she mocked and emotionally abused the sad little Swedish man with golden responses like, “You’re going to be yelling ‘show your tits’ to people in the parking lot. Cause you’re gonna get thrown out motherfucker” and, “I’ll show my tits when I want to.”
He continued to yell and be terrible, so she did end up kicking him out, but not before he delivered the most fuckboy line of all time: “I was about to go anyway.” Suuuuuure.
Here’s the evidence:
It’s always hilarious to see some loser in a crowd try to verbally spar with a famous comedian—a person who literally gets paid to be quick witted. Like, come on. What did you think was going to happen? Boy, bye.