So about a month ago, Amber Rose destroyed Kanye West on Twitter and then she and Kim signed a Nobel Peace Award-winning truce to end the feud. It was the best of times, it was the #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch of times. Then this week, Kim posted a tbt naked photo and people, yet again, lost their shit. Seriously, this family has made millions by posting nude photos of themselves to social media, why the fuck are people still surprised?
Chloe Grace Moretz (who??), Piers Morgan (B-list Simon Cowell), and Pink—oh I’m sorry, P!nk—all decided that they should use their “platforms” as celebrities (loose term) to slut-shame Kim. Just because their bodies aren’t ready for spring break, doesn’t mean they should fuck with Kim.
The people that say Amber Rose has no talent have clearly never seen her obliterate somebody with an Instagram caption or a Tweet. She took aim at Pink specifically and shut it down. Here’s what Pink said and how Amber fucking annihilated her:
Damn Pink we were all born naked society sexualizes our breast and bodies. If a grown mother of 2 is comfortable with her body and wants to show it off that’s none of ur business or anyone else’s. Now, if u wanna talk to kids and be a mentor to young teens, tell them to go to school and to not use their bodies to get ahead?! I’m all for it! But please as a grown woman let another grown woman live as she wishes. That’s our problem! We’re so quick to down each other instead of uplifting! Pink, We’ve seen u damn near naked swinging from a rope( Beautifully) but what’s the difference between a rope, a pole and a pic on Instagram? Classism. Because u sing while ur half naked does that make it “Classy” or is it because u have a “talent”? I’m not dissing at all Pink just curious after u said “You’ll never have to make a silly excuse for yourself”.
In 30 years, somebody will compile all of Amber’s social media callouts into a book, and it will be the new Bible.
So just for the record, Kanye West is a prophet among men. In January he Tweeted, “Me and my wife got the kind of love that can turn exes into best friends.” And now, his ex, Amber Rose, invited Kim to speak at her Slut Walk event. In 2016, anything is possible.