As if her newest music video wasn’t enough to make me shed tears, now Adele looks gorgeous AFFFFF on the cover of Rolling Stone. It’s honestly like she got out of the shower, put some mascara on, and arrived on set all, “Rightio chaps, let’s bloody fucking do this, in’t it?!” or whatever British people say.
But honestly, is she even wearing mascara? She could just be really diligent about her Latisse application. (In that case, good for her because it’s sooo hard to forget that it might make you blind.)
Anyway, like Karl Lagerfield once said, “The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face, and a divine voice.”