Following the lead of Miley Cyrus and Chris Brown, Adam Levine “surprised fans” by bleaching his hair for no reason. Adam claims he dyed it when he was bored on a day off, and then debuted his new ‘do on Instagram with fiancée Behati Prinsloo and her perfect RBF.
Adam and Behati are supposedly getting married in two weeks, and nobody knows if he’s gonna show up to his own wedding like a male Gwen Stefani or not. Obviously Blake Shelton and random people all over Twitter have been harassing him for looking like the ratchet baby of Christina Aguilera and Eminem, but as far as we can tell Adam DGAF, and Nina Adgal is probably loling on a private beach somewhere.
We aren’t sure if this whole thing is a publicity stunt or if Adam’s trying to distract us from the fact that he’s getting kind of old but whatever it is, we're not feeling it. We hope Adam realizes that Sexiest Man Alive isn’t a right, it’s a gift that can be taken back if you do stupid shit like this.