Abby Lee Miller Is Probs Going To Jail

About 5 years ago we were all obsessed with Dance Moms, because it made our moms looks less crazy but was still super entertaining. It was like a more relatable version of Toddlers & Tiaras. Obvi everyone has moved on—especially the star, Maddie. But the matriarch of the whole fucked up show, Abby Lee Miller, is probs going to jail.

Shockingly, she didn’t plead guilty to child abuse. Instead, it’s concealing bankruptcy assets and not reporting an international monetary transaction. That means that Abby should’ve lawyered up a long time ago. While Abby takes a break from emotionally destroying children to win a couple trophies, she’ll probably have to sell her dance studio.

Maybe she can choreograph a dance routine for the other white collar criminals. 


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