Twilight Author Stephanie Meyer Wrote Another Book, Ugh

Stephanie Meyer wrote a gender-swapped version of Twilight for the 10th anniversary, because Twilight wasn't quite shitty enough. Admit it, your middle school self just died a little bit.

The book is called Life and Death, and it's all about a female vampire named Edyth. Stephanie thought what's the weirdest E name I can come up with. She falls in love with a human named Beau, who is most definitely a fuck boi in a frat – seriously if you've ever met a guy named Beau who hasn't asked you for nudes, then you probably didn't go to college.

Stephanie Meyer basically wrote fan fiction for her own book series, and E! is pretty sure she just switched the names and gender pronouns in the original Twilight and called it a day. I'd bet money that she got really drunk, fell onto her computer, and published whatever random assortment of letters got typed. That'd still be better than the Breaking Dawn screenplay.

So if you have nothing better to do with your life, maybe go buy this book. And I mean that quite literally, like if you could sleep, or stare at your pores, or text your ex do that instead of reading this book.


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