Taylor Swift Wrote a Book, Because She’s Taylor Fucking Swift

So Taylor Swift is apparently an author now, because singer, song-writer, Instagrammer, celebrity, actress, party hostess, god-mother, model, bestie, squad leader, bangs-wearer etc just wasn’t quite enough for her. Say what you will about her, but that girl has accomplished more before she was 30 than every member of my family combined. Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.

At first I thought it was a sad, handwritten book, and then I realized we were talking about the novel Taylor wrote when she was 14 called “A Girl Named Girl.” Suh meta. So while I was choosing between pink and black uggs, she wrote a book. The story is about “a mother who wanted a son but instead has a girl,” which is like the opposite of any mother I’ve ever met, but sure.

Taylor revealed this in her GQ interview, and the interviewer managed to find the time to stop kissing her ass and say the book would become a best-seller in 45 seconds. Judging by the success of Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s borderline illiterate “City of Indra,” Taylor would probs be pretty successful.

Maybe she’s waiting for Calvin Harris to break up with her, so she can perfect the ending. 


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