Abby Wambach, soccer star and fucking American hero, announced her retirement from soccer yesterday.
The 35-year-old phenom is retiring as a women’s soccer international leading scorer and one of the greatest players of all time. She played for the national team for 14 years, scoring 184 goals along the way. She also added two Olympic gold medals, and who can forget that fucking magical World Cup win this summer?
Wambach is retiring as the captain of the women’s World Cup team and an all-around bad ass betch. While she doesn’t know what she’ll do with her free time after soccer, it’s obviously going to be something great. And American.