There are a few rules about wine that every betch should know:
Wine is delicious.
Wine will probably give you a hangover.
Wine occasionally can, and will, lead to bad decisions.
But beyond these well-known aspects of wine drinking, every self-respecting betch should also be equipped with a deeper understanding of the greatest gift to ever come from grapes. And since millennials are annually drinking a casual 42 percent of all wine consumed, consider it your civic duty to keep getting fucked up on wine (and know a little bit about wine in the process).