The new Fifty Shades of Grey trailer is the biggest tease in the world. There's not a whole lot of new footage, but here are the highlights:
Anastasia's flat across bangs and low ponytail make me want to die even more than when I read the books.
The elevator kiss is and will always be approximately the best thing ever.
You will have heated debates with your besties about who they should have cast as Christian Gray for the next three months.
This franchise was created to use Beyonce's music as the soundtrack.
Every betch you know will be using “Enlighten me” as her new catch phrase.