Betches can go on forever about our favorite things. Blacking out on a yacht…talking shit about Tyra Banks’ haircut…expressing feelings through emojis. You get the point. However, betches happen to enjoy some things that we’ll just never admit to. I mean, I’d rather die than have the world know I ate 99-cent pizza completely sober. And it wasn’t even gluten free. We’ll deny this list later, but let’s go through a few of the main things that are shadily enjoyable.