It looks like I'm officially moving to College Park because 2Chainz has announced he's looking into running for mayor there. It all started when he appeared on Nancy Grace to debate the pros of legalizing pot, and afterwards he was like, “They ask me what I do and who I do it for…I do it for the people of my hometown.” In follow-up interviews, Mr. Chainz has been kind of inconsistent on whether or not he's serious, in one interview he said “I'm a musician, not a politician,” but then he told XXL that he was really considering it. So I guess we'll just have to wait and see. I mean if fucking Ah-nold was elected governer of California, why can't a rapper be mayor?
I really fucking hope this isn't a joke or just a publicity stunt because I'm sure nothing bad could come out of 2Chainz running a small city. For instance, I bet College Park's economy would blow the fuck up thanks to legalized marijuana sales, I'm just sayin'. Also, his next mixtape could be titled: B.O.A.T.S. IV: I Run Dis City (Literally). What a world that would be!
No word yet on if he will run as Tauheed Epps or 2Chainz, but I'm secretly pulling for a Mayor Tityboi.