Learn a Cocktail: White Russian

Since this week will no doubt be full of broken promises and hangovers (just like college), we thought we’d explore a lovely and ancient cocktail that you could probs nurse instead of those Christmas cookies mom sent you home with. The White Russian (also known as the Black Russian) is neither from the old country … Continued

5 Signs You Have a Betchy Sense of Humor

Betches have a sense of humor that not everyone gets, but once you do it’s like when the girls with the long, straight hair and good nail beds finally let you sit at their lunch table in high school. If you’re not with it then GTFO because clearly you’re not funny enough to sit with … Continued

4 Ways to Avoid People You Hate From Your Hometown

Whenever you make a visit home you know you’re destined to run into some fugly ex friend who you used to smoke with in your parents’ basement in high school. This becomes especially problematic when you’re home on a break from college since you really only want to see like 3 people who you still … Continued

5 Things We Hope Get Left in 2014

2014 was a great year for betches everywhere. Between our confused feelings towards Taylor Swift and laughing at Selena Gomez ugly cry on TV, there was plenty to talk shit about. As we look forward to 2015, it’s crucial to take a look at all the dumb shit we should plan on burying come tomorrow. … Continued

Kanye Wants Kim To Wear Less Makeup

We all know that Kanye West thinks he's the most important person in the world, but now we know exactly how much power he has in his marriage. Apparently he has all these rules for Kim and North about their clothes and shit, for example that North is only allowed to wear neutral colors. Probably … Continued

¯_(ツ)_/¯: Betchy linguistics

The shrug emoticon is one of the most versatile, non-English forms of communication in a betch’s artillery. Honestly, the hair flip emoji is becoming super basic and the shrug emoticon’s apathy shits on the hair flip betch’s “sassiness,” or whatever you think she embodies. The shrug is perfect to use in any and all circumstances … Continued