So Apple announced their shiny new smartwatch yesterday, and everyone on the internet is freaking the fuck out over it – and with good reason, in some instances. Some of the Apple Watch's features are cool as hell, while others seem useless at best and annoying as fuck at worst. I don't know who will wear the thing (it's not Google Glass-level nerdy looking, but you can still tell it's not a regular watch), but it will be interesting to see how people end up actually using it. The following are the 10 biggest features on the new Apple Watch, ranked according to how lame they are. As with all of my opinions, these are objective and not open to debate.